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A minstrel with every skill at 1 and a Traitorous personality. You do not buy him to fight — you buy him for the pile of songs and stories nobody else has, and you pay for it by listening to the rest of the squad complain about the noise.
Tell ya what, I'll sing ya a song. AHEM. MMMmmm- chmmmm...On second thought, pay my 3000 cat tab and I'll sing you tales till the sun stops setting. Know all the good ones and got a voice worth writing songs about! Ha!
Bard is a unique recruit belonging to the Drifters faction, a Greenlander male.
Where to find him
In bars, across a wide spread of the map:
- All three Holy Nation towns — Stack, Bad Teeth, Blister Hill
- Many Tech Hunter settlements — Waystations, World's End, Flats Lagoon, Black Scratch
- The Smugglers Bar
Cover his 3,000 Cats bar tab and he joins.
What he is worth
To be clear up front: every one of his skills is 1. Strength, Toughness, Dexterity, all six weapon skills, melee attack and defence, Engineer, Farming — all of it is 1. In pure combat terms he is among the worst recruits in the game.
So why hire him?
The price of that:
A small connection
Wall Man claps at the end of Bard's song about Harmothoe. That line is shared with many other recruits — which is to say, Bard's songs are one of the few things in the game that make an entire squad react together.
See also
Wall Man, Recruit Seeking Revenge, World's End, Blister Hill